Bumper stickers that should or have been made

 1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
    was God and I didn't!
 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
 3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
 4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
 5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
 6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
 7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
 8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
 9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.
11) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
13) NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why is the room spinning, medicine.
14) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather not screaming and
    yelling like the passengers in his car.
15) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
17) It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
18) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
20) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
21) MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
22) Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
23) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Buttheads!
24) Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam (seen on Cape Cod)
25) Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
26) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to be When I Grew Up.
27) Procrastinate Now
28) Rehab Is for Quitters
29) My Dog Can Lick Anyone
30) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
31) Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
33) ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.
34) West Virginia: One Million People and 15 last names
35) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
36) MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT
37) A hangover is the wrath of grapes
39) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
40) DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music
42) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
43) Time's fun when you're having flies ... Kermit the Frog
44) POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ... Cops have nothing to go on.
45) FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
47) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand
    times the memory.
48) The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.
49) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
50) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
    for a pig.
51) WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years
52) The trouble with life is there's no background music.
54) The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.