Know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:


:) means a smile and



:(  is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by



:-) and



:-( respectively.



Well, how about some "assicons"?  Here goes:



(_!_)       a regular butt


(__!__)     a fat butt




(!)              a tight butt



(_*_)       a sore  butt




{_!_}       a swishy butt



(_o_)       a butt that's been  around



(_x_)       kiss my butt



(_X_)       leave my butt alone



(_zzz_)     a tired butt




(_E=mc2_)   a smart butt



(_$_)       Money coming out of his butt



(_?_)            Dumb butt



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E-Moon!!!