Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big (huge) guy
standing next to him.

The big guy sees Mike staring at him, looks down and says, "Seven-feet,
four-inches tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch penis, testicles weigh three pounds
each, Turner Brown."

Mike faints dead away and falls to the floor.

The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slappy his face and shaking
him. He asks, "Are you okay, little buddy?"

In a very weak voice, Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to
me?"

The big guy says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just
figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm seven-feet, four-inches tall, weigh 350 pounds, have a 20-inch penis,
my testicles weigh three pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

"Oh, thank God," says Mike, "I thought you said 'turn around'."