Two Florida boys were playing sandlot football, when one of the boys was
attacked by a rabid dog. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board
from a nearby fence, wedges it under the dog's collar and twists, breaking
the dog's neck, thereby saving his friend's life.

A Gainesville reporter hears of the courageous act and rushes over to
interview the boy.  "YOUNG FLORIDA FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL"
he starts writing in his notebook.  "But I'm not a Florida fan," the
little hero replies. "Sorry," said the reporter, "since we are in Florida
and you were wearing orange, I just assumed you were."

He starts writing again.  "SEMINOLE FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC
ATTACK" he jots in his notebook.  "But I'm not an FSU fan either," the boy
responds.

"I assumed that everyone in the state of Florida was either a UF or FSU
fan. Who do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Georgia Bulldog fan," the boy replied.

The reporter starts with a clean sheet of paper from his notebook and
scribbles: "LITTLE REDNECK BASTARD KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET"