This worked for me and I think it may work for you.

I have found Inner Peace.

Recently I read an article that stated: The best way to achieve inner
peace is to finish things you have started.

So today I finished two large bags of potato chips, the last half of a
lemon cream pie, a nearly full bottle of Jose Cuervo, a small box of Godiva
Chocolates and I slapped the living shit out of someone I have never
liked.

I feel better than I have felt for a long time.
Please pass this along to a friend who is in need of Inner Peace.