Subject: Virus Warning
Importance: High

     There is a new virus called "work."  If you receive "work" from any
of your colleagues, your boss, via the Email or from anyone else, do not
touch "work" under any circumstances.  This virus wipes out your private
life completely.
     If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, put on
your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest bar.
Here you order three drinks and after repeating this procedure 14 times,
you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.
    Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends.
Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are
already infected by the virus and "work" already controls your whole
life.